SUP BITCHES

weeaboops:

links-butt:

steviesomethin:

Link - No Limit

Please watch this video

PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO

sweetmoonbeam17:

sweetmoonbeam17:

alright tumblr

if this gets 1,000+ notes, my brother has to dress up as this at school for halloween and dance the entire day

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(he says he could do it but doesn’t think anyone will get it)

I’M TRYING THIS AGAIN THIS YEAR, COME ON TUMBLR

lordzalgo:

I do not live in the 12th realm of torment ,I live in the pit,but yes…Toby has once somehow got in there….lil weirdo

lordzalgo:

I do not live in the 12th realm of torment ,I live in the pit,but yes…Toby has once somehow got in there….lil weirdo

doctormemelordmd:


fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

Yeah but have you seen this 

doctormemelordmd:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q

Yeah but have you seen this 

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 - Spooky Scary Skeletons
255,694 plays

mamamidnight:

hobo-golden:

I’m so sorry but its just that time of year

so totally not soorrryyyy YHEAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Gotta love TheLivingTombstone.

asklilenth:

I can just imagine this is how BEN and Jeff hang out woth each other. (Someone please just make my thought come true by making it into a comic then post it)

Please, I’m begging you!

Let’s make Mr.CreepyPasta the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

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HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

I laugh every time i see this! XD

 - Spooky Scary Skeletons
255,694 plays

mamamidnight:

hobo-golden:

I’m so sorry but its just that time of year

so totally not soorrryyyy YHEAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Gotta love TheLivingTombstone.

wolfgirl995:

asklilenth:

wolfgirl995:

wolfgirl995:

asklilenth:

wolfgirl995:

asklilenth

He nodded and looked at the drawer to the desk. “Also one more thing don’t mess with the drawer alright?”

She nods. “Yes sir, no problem!” She then looks at him again. “Well, sir, um, what do you think I should start with? I…

He nodded slowly. “You won’t start today but tomorrow you can mop the kitchen and the hall alright?”

She nods, glad that she got to be told what to do, hiding her distaste for chores under a giant smile.

He nodded. “You won’t have to everyday, one thing two days a week.”

She nods, happy inside and out. “Yes sir!” She says extremely cheerfully.

wolfgirl995:

wolfgirl995:

asklilenth:

wolfgirl995:

asklilenth

He nodded and looked at the drawer to the desk. “Also one more thing don’t mess with the drawer alright?”

She nods. “Yes sir, no problem!” She then looks at him again. “Well, sir, um, what do you think I should start with? I…

He nodded slowly. “You won’t start today but tomorrow you can mop the kitchen and the hall alright?”

She nods, glad that she got to be told what to do, hiding her distaste for chores under a giant smile.

whoslosing:


this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

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ask-murderland:

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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Continued

wolfgirl995:

asklilenth:

wolfgirl995:

asklilenth

He nodded and looked at the drawer to the desk. “Also one more thing don’t mess with the drawer alright?”

She nods. “Yes sir, no problem!” She then looks at him again. “Well, sir, um, what do you think I should start with? I don’t want to feel odd choosing for myself…”

He tilted his head. “Start with what?”

"The tasks you said I had to do, sir. You see, I was technically modified in a way where I would feel a little bit awkward if I’m not exactly told anything about what I’m supposed to do. I wasn’t used to it at first, but I found out that it was best to ask first." She grumbles something along the lines of: "Goddamn Dr Smiley", then looked back at him. "So, could you please tell me what I can do?"